Are you in a band that makes catchy as hell music that sounds a bit indie? Does it have an actual tune, or is it entertaining enough that it doesn't need one? Are you a talented amateur rather than a mediocre professional? Do you like Patrick McGoohan more than Roger Moore? Is everyone else boring?
If the answer is yes to all of these questions, send us a link to your music at email@example.com.
If the answer is no to any of these questions, never send your music to anyone.